Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.
Slaughtered countless enemies just to get a non-existent reward.
Gained full access to killing simulation rooms.
Strategically moved and timed actions to destroy enemies more effectively.
Became part of the cult.
Proven your skill in killing Red Dudes in weird ways.
Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.
Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.
Turned into a cog in an advertisment campaign.
Transformed into a precise killing machine in Real Time!
Transformed into a precise killing machine.
Frantically waved your weapon left and right in order to feel like an action movie hero.
A
Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.
Cruelly impaled two cypher beings with a sharp object.
Boy
Good
Came to a certain realization about yourself.
Been
Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.
You've
Seen a gruesome sight of an exploading head more than 100 times.
Experienced a direct contact with the system.
Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.
Encountered a disconnection bug.
